1 00:00:34,570 --> 00:00:39,650 - What are you doing? - Documenting our journey. 2 00:00:39,870 --> 00:00:44,030 It's not a trip, Sarah, without a long ride. 3 00:00:44,250 --> 00:00:49,240 Dad said it was a trip. Is there a computer socket in the mobile home? 4 00:00:49,460 --> 00:00:55,500 Ours is of budget means, without toilet, but there are probably cigarette lighters. 5 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:58,800 Power outlet, mom. We don't say cigarette lighter anymore. 6 00:00:59,010 --> 00:01:04,300 And we don't have milk mustaches however much it wears our noses. 7 00:01:04,520 --> 00:01:07,770 I think it will be great fun. 8 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:13,850 Dad thinks it will be our most fun vacation sometime. What do you think? 9 00:01:14,070 --> 00:01:19,270 To ride in several there and be responsible for everything cooking and cleaning is not fun. 10 00:01:19,490 --> 00:01:24,570 And it's not a vacation. But that's what I do in my spare time. 11 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:31,280 Oh no... 12 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:35,200 Please! 13 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,210 Thank you 14 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,600 No! Not my garden gnomes! 15 00:01:51,850 --> 00:01:57,310 - He took the biggest one they had. - It's going to be camping here! 16 00:01:57,530 --> 00:02:01,940 - How cool it is, Dad! - Go in and have a look. 17 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:08,320 Wait for your friends to see you id, pointing finger and laughing. 18 00:02:08,540 --> 00:02:11,080 They might have said something funny. 19 00:02:11,290 --> 00:02:16,500 Yeah, the fun part was, “Look, Brennan going on a bus trip with the family!" 20 00:02:16,710 --> 00:02:21,260 How badass is that? Even Jessica Donnelly saw me. 21 00:02:21,470 --> 00:02:28,300 Your friends will stay in a hotel while we are going to sleep out in the wilderness. 22 00:02:28,520 --> 00:02:33,640 The best part is that the motorhome has everything. It will feel like home. 23 00:02:33,850 --> 00:02:38,350 Just. It's like home, but less for two weeks. 24 00:02:38,570 --> 00:02:41,820 I don't want to come along on this ridiculous journey. 25 00:02:42,030 --> 00:02:46,860 - The budget does not allow this. - I know, but come and look! 26 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:51,030 - I'll take a new band. - Good. Look now. 27 00:02:51,250 --> 00:02:54,500 We can't afford this, Richard. 28 00:02:54,710 --> 00:03:00,420 - Is it a DVD player? - Yes, and fridge and freezer. 29 00:03:00,630 --> 00:03:04,840 Bath and shower, food processor and outlet for Sara's computer. 30 00:03:05,050 --> 00:03:07,630 And look here. 31 00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:13,220 Hydraulic emergency brake. 32 00:03:14,310 --> 00:03:20,900 - The bus stops in half a second. - And we fly out through the windshield. 33 00:03:21,110 --> 00:03:27,360 There are three point seat belts. It doesn't get any safer than that. 34 00:03:34,580 --> 00:03:40,620 It does not need to be scrubbed. It is brand new. We are the first to rent it. 35 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:52,890 - Very funny. How much? - Well... it's probably in the lease. 36 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:59,270 But think about what we save in restaurants, hotels and tips. 37 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:04,480 How much does it cost the rolling dream house us? 38 00:04:04,700 --> 00:04:12,320 - It is double what we decided. - Actually a little more, with the insurance. 39 00:04:12,540 --> 00:04:19,870 Sorry. I just want to relive mine childhood's greatest experience with you. 40 00:04:20,090 --> 00:04:23,090 Your brother George called from Europe. 41 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:27,210 He said that they won't come to the family reunion? 42 00:04:27,430 --> 00:04:32,090 No, but we would bring something for them. It was supposed to be delivered here today. 43 00:04:32,310 --> 00:04:36,720 I didn't hear what it was. It was such a bad connection. 44 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:42,060 - Lucky we have plenty of space. - Don't go too far now, Richard. 45 00:04:44,150 --> 00:04:52,240 We would like to buy “The Shakiest Gun in the West" on DVD. Do you have it? 46 00:04:52,450 --> 00:04:56,400 1967. Written by James Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum. 47 00:04:56,620 --> 00:05:02,630 Western comedy directed by Alan Rafkin. With Pat Marita as Wong - 48 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:07,880 Barbara Rhodes as P. Cushing's and Don Knotts as Jesse Heywood. 49 00:05:08,090 --> 00:05:11,590 - Is that the one you mean? - Yes. An example, please. 50 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,970 It is sold out. 51 00:05:15,180 --> 00:05:18,350 Excuse me. - How disgusting... 52 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:22,310 This is getting way too complicated. 53 00:05:22,520 --> 00:05:26,600 I said we were going to hack the control system and deliver it themselves. 54 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:30,110 But you wanted to put it on a DVD - 55 00:05:30,320 --> 00:05:35,200 - which nobody buys and drop it off at a video store. 56 00:05:35,410 --> 00:05:43,620 - And? - And now someone has bought the DVD! 57 00:05:43,840 --> 00:05:50,250 Now we are in trouble. We already have used the money from you know who. 58 00:05:50,470 --> 00:05:56,720 Do you know what he does to us when he hear that someone else has the DVD? 59 00:05:56,930 --> 00:06:03,930 - No, what then? It was just a joke. - We're almost dead! 60 00:06:04,150 --> 00:06:07,650 William, calm down. 61 00:06:07,860 --> 00:06:11,060 Look at the master. 62 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:18,190 How quickly can you get an example of "The Shakiest Gun in the West"? 63 00:06:18,410 --> 00:06:22,080 - In six to eight weeks. - It wasn't good. 64 00:06:22,290 --> 00:06:27,800 We might be able to get a copy from him who bought it. Can we have his address? 65 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:31,960 Do you think I want to go to jail? 66 00:06:32,180 --> 00:06:36,170 - Can you check if you have another ex? - We don't have that. 67 00:06:36,390 --> 00:06:42,100 - Can you check?! - Sure. Relax a little. 68 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:49,940 what are you doing It is illegal. 69 00:06:50,150 --> 00:06:55,310 - I'm an idiot. - Yes, but luckily I'm a genius. 70 00:06:55,530 --> 00:07:01,290 Start the countdown. Richard Newton, 1715 Hauser Street. 71 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:07,420 You hacked in in two seconds. It's a new record. Absolutely incredible. 72 00:07:07,630 --> 00:07:11,960 That's why you fail. You are stupid. 73 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:20,850 - I hope you have a nice summer. - Is Jessica Donnelly your girlfriend? 74 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:25,190 She would have been, but now she never will be. 75 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:30,640 - Are you filming me? - Dad said I should film everything. 76 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:36,780 - Give me the camera, Sara! - No, I'll film everything! 77 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:39,400 Brennan, stop terrorizing your sister. 78 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:44,660 - Tell her to give me the tape. - One day she will dress him. 79 00:07:44,870 --> 00:07:48,460 Calm down, you two. 80 00:07:48,670 --> 00:07:55,210 Sara only does sit work. Now you mustn't make a mess in the mobile home. 81 00:07:55,430 --> 00:08:00,220 Organization is key to a successful journey. 82 00:08:00,430 --> 00:08:05,970 This tour means a lot for dad, try to look a little happy. 83 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:13,740 Dad said it will be our best vacation sometime. What do you think? 84 00:08:17,070 --> 00:08:21,120 - I'll say you did! - The boat is moored! 85 00:08:21,410 --> 00:08:26,120 - Give here! - Now we're leaving. 86 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:29,040 Wait, I almost forgot… 87 00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:37,210 - What is it? - Something my dad always did. 88 00:08:37,430 --> 00:08:41,920 It made us feel like a team. You should feel the same. 89 00:08:42,140 --> 00:08:44,100 Very good. 90 00:08:48,020 --> 00:08:51,140 Turn around! 91 00:08:52,230 --> 00:08:58,440 - What do you think? Cool, huh? - This is so silly. 92 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:04,820 Okay. Wait, there's more to come. 93 00:09:07,620 --> 00:09:09,580 What is it? 94 00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:15,130 The best thing that happened to my RV- vacation was at a drive-in movie theater - 95 00:09:15,340 --> 00:09:21,880 - and we sat on the car roof and watched "The Shakiest Gun in the West". 96 00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:29,930 - Who is Den Knotts? - Don Knott's...? 97 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:47,320 - Thank you, Mr. Newton. - What is it? 98 00:09:47,540 --> 00:09:51,120 Don't you know that? 99 00:09:51,330 --> 00:09:56,080 - No. - Good luck! 100 00:10:08,020 --> 00:10:12,260 Sara, it bites you! 101 00:10:14,150 --> 00:10:19,060 - What did I agree to bring? - Open it, Brennan. 102 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:25,820 - Why me? - You are a scout. You are always ready. 103 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:31,710 - And you are the closest. - Open it now! 104 00:10:51,690 --> 00:10:54,720 are you coward 105 00:11:01,030 --> 00:11:06,070 - It's huge! - Don't drool on me! 106 00:11:07,620 --> 00:11:11,370 Remove it! Take it, Brennan! 107 00:11:11,580 --> 00:11:15,790 Did you see how big the dog was? 108 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:34,220 I'm fine, I made it. 109 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:38,680 - Richard! - It's not my fault! 110 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:46,610 Beethoven, come here! 111 00:11:58,290 --> 00:12:01,550 My God! 112 00:12:11,220 --> 00:12:16,020 - Are you watching the DVD? - No, someone must have tipped them off. 113 00:12:16,230 --> 00:12:19,060 Are you sure? 114 00:12:19,270 --> 00:12:26,270 Just on the day they rent exactly that movie, which no one has rented before. 115 00:12:27,530 --> 00:12:33,620 Switch to decaffeinated coffee instead. These guys are professionals. 116 00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:38,740 When dad took us camping holiday we also had a dog with us. 117 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,040 Spartacus. 118 00:12:41,250 --> 00:12:46,130 Spartacus was a chihuahua. That one sheds a whole sack every day. 119 00:12:46,340 --> 00:12:50,470 You don't get to experience that again, Richard. 120 00:12:52,310 --> 00:12:57,890 We vote on it. Who votes for that Beethoven can come along? 121 00:12:58,100 --> 00:13:00,640 Who votes against? 122 00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:04,720 Two against two. We single for money. 123 00:13:04,940 --> 00:13:11,690 Nix pix! The dog has already destroyed at least $200 worth of stuff in the RV. 124 00:13:11,910 --> 00:13:16,040 He must have food and I get to clean up after him. 125 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:21,870 We leave it at a guest house. So can George and Alice get it out of there. 126 00:13:22,090 --> 00:13:24,330 Then we say it. 127 00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:29,840 You wouldn't do that to their children. Beethoven is also our cousin. 128 00:13:30,050 --> 00:13:34,850 - How do we get hold of the DVD? - We can use all means. 129 00:13:35,060 --> 00:13:40,930 Sara is right. Let Beethoven take my place. 130 00:13:41,150 --> 00:13:47,520 - Then I can stay at home. - It could have worked, Brennan. Come on! 131 00:13:49,700 --> 00:13:55,400 The dog then? It must be a killer dog. 132 00:13:55,620 --> 00:13:59,540 Anesthetic. More stupid questions? 133 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:04,580 are you sure that you know how to use it? 134 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,250 sorry, which of us is the stupid one? 135 00:14:08,470 --> 00:14:13,290 - Me? - Yes. When we enter the house... 136 00:14:28,820 --> 00:14:34,160 Come now! Now we go, out on the road! 137 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,140 Those fields... 138 00:15:02,980 --> 00:15:09,600 I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if seven elves screamed in pain. 139 00:15:09,820 --> 00:15:14,530 - We stick! - They are right in front of us. 140 00:15:14,740 --> 00:15:18,530 Follow them. Don't lose sight of them. 141 00:15:18,740 --> 00:15:20,990 DOG RETIREMENT 142 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:28,290 He's having a good time here, old man. 143 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:35,790 - They check in, but never out. - Shut up, Brennan. 144 00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:42,260 - We could drive past your school. - Sorry, Dad. 145 00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:52,520 Goodbye, Beethoven. 146 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,820 Now we take them. 147 00:16:12,090 --> 00:16:16,590 Come here, old man. Come back! 148 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,810 Hold it! 149 00:16:34,780 --> 00:16:36,850 Oh, how it hurts! 150 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:10,220 - The dog has destroyed the car! - Don't say anything to my mother. 151 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,900 It is covered with cement. 152 00:17:13,110 --> 00:17:18,190 - Don't tell mom. - She will know. 153 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:33,790 What was that? 154 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:39,680 Surely a collection of garden gnomes which someone painstakingly collected. 155 00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:45,890 - I said sorry. - It was probably an abandoned dog. 156 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:51,640 - And now dad has run it over. - Beethoven is doing great. 157 00:17:51,860 --> 00:17:58,230 Even though mom turned him in in that horrible place. 158 00:17:58,450 --> 00:18:02,400 Who wants to sing road songs? 159 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:09,410 Not that? 160 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:13,750 Old man, show mom the itinerary as we programmed. 161 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,160 Do you mean it? from www.trist.com? 162 00:18:17,380 --> 00:18:25,560 Now that's enough. We're probably there at Black Bart's Village on Thursday. 163 00:18:31,730 --> 00:18:35,230 Everything is planned down to the smallest detail. 164 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:40,520 A map of all roads, a schedule across all stops and sights. 165 00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:44,900 I am impressed. It looks great. 166 00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:54,620 - What are you going to do, Brennan? - Give this movie a chance. 167 00:18:54,840 --> 00:18:57,960 After two hours and you're bored? 168 00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:04,090 I can go anywhere I want in the world using a keyboard. 169 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,670 Instead, I watch the world go by past through a bus window. 170 00:19:07,890 --> 00:19:12,520 It was like that in my time too. We didn't have computers - 171 00:19:12,730 --> 00:19:15,770 - but we had a clubhouse. 172 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:21,110 - What is a clubhouse? - Forget it. Watch the movie. 173 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:34,330 There is something wrong with the DVD. 174 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,620 It would be one of the highlights. 175 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:48,380 He's getting used to it. Give him some time. 176 00:20:55,540 --> 00:20:58,110 - What was that? - Just a branch. 177 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:10,210 It's great. And they really keep it clean here. 178 00:21:10,430 --> 00:21:14,180 We relax the boat and have some fun. 179 00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:27,730 I don't remember this heavy that it was. Help, Brennan. 180 00:21:27,950 --> 00:21:31,650 You're doing great, Dad. 181 00:21:34,870 --> 00:21:37,330 Beethoven, come here! 182 00:21:50,260 --> 00:21:55,170 I'm okay, I made it! 183 00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:29,840 Beethoven saved you. He is a hero. 184 00:22:30,050 --> 00:22:33,380 It was only a meter deep. 185 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:44,050 Now I am calm and clean. You did that on purpose, huh? 186 00:22:44,270 --> 00:22:50,060 Let the trailer hit me in the crotch, fall into the lake and sink the boat? 187 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:57,440 - You hid Beethoven in the boat. - Did you, dad? Thanks! 188 00:22:57,660 --> 00:23:04,630 No reason, old lady... - No, I didn't. 189 00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:11,340 Beethoven must have escaped and hid in the boat. 190 00:23:11,550 --> 00:23:14,220 Smart dog. 191 00:23:14,430 --> 00:23:19,850 He is an ill-mannered, drooling lump of hair. - Beethoven, sit! 192 00:23:20,060 --> 00:23:22,680 Do you see? What do we do with him now? 193 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:27,610 Set him free. He's fine. He's as big as a bear. 194 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:34,610 - No, Dad! - Calm down, there are no bears here. 195 00:23:34,820 --> 00:23:39,200 - We will have to take him with us. - Hooray...! 196 00:23:39,410 --> 00:23:46,960 As soon as he gives me extra work may he go to California. 197 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:56,130 - What happened to the boat? - They brought it. 198 00:23:56,350 --> 00:24:02,180 - Was it completely destroyed? - No... but enough. 199 00:24:03,890 --> 00:24:07,230 It wasn't just his fault. 200 00:24:08,770 --> 00:24:14,730 We take the dog for a walk. He had to sit in the boat for a long time. 201 00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:18,860 - What did you get for it? The boat? 202 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:22,830 No, the pile of fiberglass which was once a boat. 203 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:28,750 I had to pay for that they would drive it away. 204 00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:35,550 - What are you going to do? Calculate what Beethoven cost. 205 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:41,180 So that I know how much I will demand from George and Alice! 206 00:25:00,330 --> 00:25:05,780 - Sara, don't let him chase it. - Stop, Beethoven! 207 00:25:10,670 --> 00:25:13,540 It will smell. 208 00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:20,380 We have received complaints about your dog. 209 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:26,020 I'm sorry. He is not used to being outside. 210 00:25:26,230 --> 00:25:28,680 So? 211 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:33,810 We do not allow to domesticate and wild animals socialize. 212 00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:38,490 And judging by the smell so your dog has socialized. 213 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:46,110 Make sure he stays in the camp. And wash him - he stinks. 214 00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:52,540 - How do you get rid of the smell? - There is only one way. 215 00:25:52,750 --> 00:25:55,790 Tomato sauce. 216 00:25:56,010 --> 00:25:59,010 Any special kind? 217 00:25:59,220 --> 00:26:03,680 Something with basil would be good. 218 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:38,380 Throw him in the lake! 219 00:26:41,140 --> 00:26:45,470 - Watch out for the coffee! - Iced coffee. 220 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:51,300 They don't get away. do you remember how they laughed at me at school? 221 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:57,770 Yes, especially that time when you peed yourself at the gym. 222 00:26:57,990 --> 00:27:02,730 - I'm just an idiot. - Who's laughing now, William 223 00:27:02,950 --> 00:27:05,870 - I don't know. Who? - Listen to me. 224 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:13,370 We wait until it gets dark. When the family sleeps, we turn on the DVD. 225 00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:17,500 - Good plan. - I know, I made it up. 226 00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:22,920 - What is it? - The ice froze the brain! 227 00:27:31,390 --> 00:27:38,610 Okay, including the tomato sauce have you cost us $2754. 228 00:27:38,820 --> 00:27:43,530 You're enjoying this, aren't you? Do you have any money? Online job? 229 00:27:43,740 --> 00:27:49,410 - No, I knew that. - I have found a nice website. 230 00:27:49,620 --> 00:27:53,830 "The St. Bernard is named after a mountain pass in the Swiss Alps." 231 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,990 “The most famous St. Bernard's name was Barry." 232 00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:02,960 "He saved 41 people's lives." 233 00:28:03,180 --> 00:28:08,550 “The last one was a little boy stuck on an ice shelf." 234 00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:16,430 “Barry carried the boy 30 kilometers through the deep snow." 235 00:28:17,940 --> 00:28:22,980 Look, mom! He looks just like Beethoven. 236 00:28:26,370 --> 00:28:28,440 He does. 237 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,500 Time to sleep. 238 00:28:49,350 --> 00:28:53,010 Can Beethoven sleep out there? 239 00:28:53,230 --> 00:28:57,440 Didn't you say he was built to live in the mountains? 240 00:28:57,650 --> 00:29:02,520 - Imagine if he feels lonely. - He doesn't. 241 00:29:02,740 --> 00:29:06,440 Good night, old lady. 242 00:29:06,660 --> 00:29:11,570 Mother? Why do you hate Beethoven so much? 243 00:29:11,790 --> 00:29:16,410 Dude, I don't hate Beethoven. 244 00:29:16,620 --> 00:29:22,380 I just haven't gotten to know him. Maybe after this trip. 245 00:29:22,590 --> 00:29:26,500 - Do you promise? - Yes, I promise. 246 00:29:27,590 --> 00:29:30,260 good night 247 00:29:38,730 --> 00:29:45,690 We should see it. A statue of Abraham Lincoln made in peanut butter. 248 00:29:46,780 --> 00:29:52,020 - Beth...? - Before, I was a kind person. 249 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:56,790 - You are still kind. - I don't feel that way. 250 00:30:01,170 --> 00:30:06,670 Do you remember the summer after we had married us? You, me and the motorcycle. 251 00:30:06,880 --> 00:30:11,300 - It feels so long ago. - It wasn't. 252 00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:16,010 I used to like adventure. 253 00:30:16,230 --> 00:30:21,730 You probably need to find that side of yourself again. 254 00:30:21,940 --> 00:30:24,060 Which side? 255 00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:30,610 The carefree, the adventurous... rowdy side. 256 00:30:30,820 --> 00:30:34,690 I can be messy. 257 00:30:40,290 --> 00:30:43,870 What do you call the tomato sauce bath i got today? 258 00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:48,790 A good start. 259 00:30:57,470 --> 00:31:00,730 Good night, Beethoven. 260 00:31:21,870 --> 00:31:27,910 They are 250 times more sensitive to light than the eye, so don't look at any light. 261 00:31:28,130 --> 00:31:32,540 Not against any light. Why do we have these capes? 262 00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:36,970 It's mantles that get us to blend into the surroundings - 263 00:31:37,180 --> 00:31:40,350 - like moon shadows between the trees. 264 00:31:54,450 --> 00:31:58,740 - Why do we have these tubes? - So we can lay out a smoke screen. 265 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:04,660 There is high pressure in them so use it only in case of emergency. Don't touch it! 266 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:08,870 Say after me: "I'm holding the gas." 267 00:32:09,090 --> 00:32:14,510 - I hold the gas. - Good, follow me on a trail. 268 00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:20,840 - There are only two of us. - Are you in or not? 269 00:33:21,950 --> 00:33:24,740 - Be quiet! - I'm quiet! 270 00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:28,460 Stand still! 271 00:33:28,670 --> 00:33:32,040 Up, up... Putt! 272 00:33:34,510 --> 00:33:38,260 - What do you see? - Two sleeping children. 273 00:33:38,470 --> 00:33:41,420 Where is the DVD? 274 00:33:45,940 --> 00:33:48,260 I see it! 275 00:33:57,860 --> 00:34:04,070 - Awesome, where did you get it? - You shouldn't worry about that. 276 00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:18,050 Tommy! The big dog...! 277 00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:30,220 - I have to go pee. - Control yourself. 278 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:41,240 You don't have to destroy us. Your powers are weak, old dog. 279 00:34:43,620 --> 00:34:46,660 Good vowe. 280 00:34:46,870 --> 00:34:49,710 Nice vow. 281 00:34:54,340 --> 00:34:59,920 Now they are up and running again. Get the dog quiet! 282 00:35:00,130 --> 00:35:03,220 Do not look into the light! 283 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,090 The operation was called off. Run a smoke screen! 284 00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:17,560 Tree... Where's the car?! 285 00:35:23,410 --> 00:35:29,110 - I see it! - Jump in and we'll be off. 286 00:35:31,580 --> 00:35:35,170 Jump in. Run! 287 00:35:44,390 --> 00:35:48,250 You are driving in the wrong direction. Watch out for the lake! 288 00:35:56,440 --> 00:35:59,520 - Sorry, Constable. Ranger. 289 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:03,320 Constable Ranger. It won't happen again, Constable. 290 00:36:03,530 --> 00:36:07,910 Ranger. - Constable Ranger. 291 00:36:11,660 --> 00:36:15,750 If it repeats you and your dog must leave the area. 292 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:22,540 - He is not our dog. - Then it's a stray dog. 293 00:36:24,090 --> 00:36:32,350 My son means it as so that man cannot own an animal outright. 294 00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,980 We are all God's creatures. 295 00:36:38,270 --> 00:36:43,950 - Just keep your dog quiet. - Yes, Constable Ranger. 296 00:36:50,490 --> 00:36:56,500 I regret that. Everything is under control. good night 297 00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:03,500 - Absolutely incredible! - He is one of those stupid creatures. 298 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:08,760 He's not stupid. He saw something. That was why he was barking. 299 00:37:08,970 --> 00:37:14,310 - What are you talking about? - I saw two men drive away. 300 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:18,650 I recognized them from the street there at home. They followed us. 301 00:37:18,860 --> 00:37:22,600 - She's dreaming. - I'm serious! 302 00:37:22,820 --> 00:37:30,570 He might feel lonely. He's out here alone. We go in. 303 00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:35,580 No, Beethoven is sleeping out there. You do too. 304 00:37:35,790 --> 00:37:40,040 - Huh? - Next time we will be kicked out. 305 00:37:40,250 --> 00:37:45,760 - Come on! - Sweet dreams, darling. 306 00:37:47,720 --> 00:37:53,090 Here, dad. It's for Beethoven. 307 00:37:57,190 --> 00:38:01,350 Beethoven... You are the kindest dog in the world. 308 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:08,110 You are the strongest and bravest dog that ever existed. 309 00:38:11,240 --> 00:38:16,120 You are my best friend, Beethoven. 310 00:38:21,880 --> 00:38:25,330 It's a runaway sausage. Take it! 311 00:38:55,160 --> 00:38:58,490 Away with you, doggy! 312 00:39:02,540 --> 00:39:07,970 - Where's the breakfast cereal? - Beethoven got them. 313 00:39:08,170 --> 00:39:13,050 - All ten packages? - He is actually a big dog. 314 00:39:13,260 --> 00:39:18,800 Stop arguing. We stop and buy dog ​​food. 315 00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:31,560 - I found your cap behind the sofa. - How did it get there? 316 00:39:54,970 --> 00:39:58,010 The alarm is on. They are talented. 317 00:39:58,220 --> 00:40:04,810 We go and drink coffee, then they can shop. 318 00:40:05,020 --> 00:40:11,140 Don't forget to take a receipt. And buy dog food so it's enough all the way. 319 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,480 And look after your sister. 320 00:40:29,420 --> 00:40:34,170 The boy has the keys. I lace them up and turn off the alarm. 321 00:40:34,390 --> 00:40:40,090 - The stupid dog is still there! - It's time for it to sleep. 322 00:40:42,310 --> 00:40:49,020 - Hadn't you emptied it of fish? - It must be the last one. 323 00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:03,370 Stay here. 324 00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:10,960 - Do they have power bars for dogs? - You shop. I'm waiting here. 325 00:41:11,170 --> 00:41:17,630 - Dad said you would. - You're old enough to handle it. 326 00:41:31,070 --> 00:41:37,600 I know the journey has not met your expectations. 327 00:41:37,820 --> 00:41:44,080 - And I'm sorry for that. - It hasn't been that terrible. 328 00:41:44,290 --> 00:41:48,910 Well, it's been terrible. But it's the dog's fault. 329 00:41:49,130 --> 00:41:56,340 We can still have a fun one holiday if we forget Beethoven. 330 00:41:56,550 --> 00:42:02,720 Just! That's what we do. We forget Beethoven. 331 00:42:22,830 --> 00:42:28,450 Excuse. Do you like Hello Kitty? 332 00:42:30,210 --> 00:42:34,840 "Ensign"... Is that your name? 333 00:42:45,310 --> 00:42:49,640 My name is actually Brennan. Brennan Newton. 334 00:42:50,900 --> 00:42:57,350 It wasn't mine, but my little sister's. Or her friend... 335 00:42:57,570 --> 00:43:02,990 He is much more fun to have around on vacation than Spartacus was. 336 00:43:05,240 --> 00:43:07,740 Maybe not. 337 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:16,790 - Haven't we met before? - Yes, we met on the road. 338 00:44:15,860 --> 00:44:19,810 Stupid dog! 339 00:44:20,030 --> 00:44:26,200 - Are you okay? - What happened? 340 00:44:26,410 --> 00:44:32,610 Beethoven jumped on me without reason. He's ruining my life! 341 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:42,210 - Good, old man. We have to go now. Excuse me, is that your dog? 342 00:44:42,420 --> 00:44:46,800 - How much? - I'll add it up. 343 00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:52,770 Man's best friend... 344 00:45:06,530 --> 00:45:10,700 Sorry, old man. The boss's order. 345 00:45:26,720 --> 00:45:29,130 What is Sumotown? 346 00:45:29,350 --> 00:45:33,340 It was called Black Bart's Western Town when I was a boy. 347 00:45:37,940 --> 00:45:42,400 - Welcome to Sumotown. How many? - Two adults and two children. 348 00:45:42,610 --> 00:45:48,950 - What happened to the western city? - Bankruptcy. We bought it around 1990. 349 00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:55,200 It's not the milk cow we thought. We sell. Do you want to place a bet? 350 00:45:55,410 --> 00:46:01,120 No thanks, we'll just watch the duel. You still have duels right? 351 00:46:01,340 --> 00:46:06,840 Sure, partner. It's over there. 352 00:46:35,330 --> 00:46:38,200 It's Black Bart. Check the hat. 353 00:46:38,420 --> 00:46:43,620 - I see more than that. - He has gained a few kilos. 354 00:46:47,720 --> 00:46:53,260 - This brings back old memories! - About what, dad? 355 00:47:08,740 --> 00:47:11,060 Why is he looking at me? 356 00:47:17,160 --> 00:47:21,960 Black Bart said: "What did you call me, boy?" 357 00:47:22,170 --> 00:47:29,670 - I haven't said anything. - Well, you called him a liar. 358 00:47:36,890 --> 00:47:38,970 Black Bart said: 359 00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:46,070 “You're a coward and a wretched, dirty dog." 360 00:47:53,490 --> 00:47:58,950 - Are you into it? - Yes, I don't think... 361 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:04,830 - Dad! - It's just theater, Brennan! 362 00:48:13,340 --> 00:48:16,680 Drive hard, Brennan! 363 00:48:41,540 --> 00:48:45,920 calm down baby they don't hurt him. 364 00:49:02,850 --> 00:49:05,600 I have to puke! 365 00:49:30,420 --> 00:49:36,960 Tommy, tell the truth now... Do I look fat in this suit? 366 00:49:49,860 --> 00:49:54,320 Listen to me. Papa Newton has the key. 367 00:49:54,530 --> 00:50:01,660 We catch him between us as a sandwich and exchange excuses - 368 00:50:01,870 --> 00:50:06,120 - while rummaging through his pockets and string the keys. 369 00:50:06,330 --> 00:50:11,540 The stupid dog then? I had nightmares about it last night. 370 00:50:11,750 --> 00:50:18,010 You are wrapped in foam rubber. You are immune to dogs. 371 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:23,630 Now we blend into the crowd. 372 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:42,990 - What is it? - I have never been so embarrassed. 373 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:47,830 - They laughed. They loved it. - They laughed at me, dad. 374 00:50:54,880 --> 00:51:01,880 - I thought it was fun as a boy. - This was out already 30 years ago. 375 00:51:02,100 --> 00:51:08,100 - Did you like it when you were little? - Yes, of course. 376 00:51:17,150 --> 00:51:19,360 It is stuffed. 377 00:51:19,570 --> 00:51:27,660 Sorry, but the journey has been miserable. And it's only been a week. 378 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:54,320 Stop, Beethoven! 379 00:52:08,080 --> 00:52:11,120 You call that sad? 380 00:52:14,710 --> 00:52:18,710 - What happened? - Oddly enough, Beethoven stung again. 381 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:30,050 Jump in! 382 00:52:30,270 --> 00:52:33,470 We should have taken your mother's minibus! 383 00:52:48,620 --> 00:52:51,030 Well done. Come on, Beethoven. 384 00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:05,210 - What did Black Bart say? - Who knows? He accepted the check. 385 00:53:05,430 --> 00:53:08,630 The barrels were apparently ancient. 386 00:53:08,850 --> 00:53:14,470 - It was those guys again. - Yes, the villains are after us! 387 00:53:14,690 --> 00:53:18,270 - Shut up, Brennan. - Brennan, be nice to your sister. 388 00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:24,520 Do you remember when you believed that the quilt in the closet was a bear? 389 00:53:24,740 --> 00:53:30,660 - Where do you want to go? - The bandits were just actors. 390 00:53:35,170 --> 00:53:40,370 Why does no one believe me? Nobody but you, Beethoven. 391 00:54:00,610 --> 00:54:04,190 Hello! It's my bag. 392 00:54:11,700 --> 00:54:15,530 - Is that your dog? - Yes, sorry. 393 00:54:15,750 --> 00:54:20,910 - It's actually my dog. - Hello... again. 394 00:54:25,260 --> 00:54:28,840 Sorry. 395 00:54:33,100 --> 00:54:37,390 We have left our dog at a dog boarding house. 396 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:42,600 I think it's cruel to leave dogs at boarding houses. 397 00:54:42,820 --> 00:54:46,230 I told my parents that. 398 00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:53,280 - My name is Brennan. - I know, we've met before. 399 00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:57,360 That's right... Sorry. 400 00:54:57,580 --> 00:55:00,830 We were interrupted. 401 00:55:01,040 --> 00:55:07,080 - My name is Penny. Where are you going? - At some family reunion in California. 402 00:55:07,300 --> 00:55:11,350 I'm going to stand in the camper one more full week. 403 00:55:11,550 --> 00:55:14,590 - It has been a very sad holiday. - The worst ever. 404 00:55:14,810 --> 00:55:20,980 - Dad is obsessed with this trip. - My father is the same. 405 00:55:21,190 --> 00:55:27,140 The whole summer is ruined. And when we get home, school starts. 406 00:55:37,910 --> 00:55:43,200 - I live down there. - Hello then. 407 00:55:45,500 --> 00:55:48,510 good night 408 00:55:51,430 --> 00:55:55,430 - Ask for her phone number. - Shut up, Sara. 409 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:59,420 Good idea. Here... 410 00:55:59,640 --> 00:56:04,550 - I would ask you. - Here is my itinerary as well. 411 00:56:04,770 --> 00:56:09,190 - Our paths may cross again. - Maybe that. 412 00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:13,070 Bye. 413 00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,080 - Can I hold him? - You don't like him. 414 00:56:22,290 --> 00:56:27,250 i love dogs, especially st bernhard dogs. 415 00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:12,670 No, Beethoven, don't! 416 00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,330 Look, he's burned a hole in the couch! 417 00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:52,480 It's clogged with dog hair! 418 00:58:52,690 --> 00:58:56,990 We need to find the main valve for the sewage control - 419 00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,530 - to get the waste water out. 420 00:59:06,830 --> 00:59:10,960 - May I say just one thing? - Yes. Do you know what to say? 421 00:59:11,170 --> 00:59:14,750 “I don't open my mouth until we find the DVD"! 422 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:22,260 - We have been following them for a long time now. - Don't you think I know? 423 00:59:24,640 --> 00:59:28,140 You said it would be so easy. 424 00:59:28,350 --> 00:59:33,310 Unless you shut up I force you to eat sand. 425 00:59:34,730 --> 00:59:38,190 - What are we doing? - We have a problem 426 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:43,740 - It's been a whole week... - I force you to eat sand! 427 00:59:43,950 --> 00:59:47,490 We have a tire problem! 428 00:59:48,580 --> 00:59:52,370 We have no tire problems. 429 00:59:52,590 --> 00:59:57,160 You stayed here and jacked up the car. Why? 430 01:00:04,310 --> 01:00:07,970 You puncture two tires and we only have one spare tire. 431 01:00:08,180 --> 01:00:13,940 God, he got a brain he didn't uses, a mouth he does not close! 432 01:00:14,150 --> 01:00:20,440 Now listen, cabbage head. With punk on it two decks double the chance - 433 01:00:20,650 --> 01:00:25,150 - that the Newton family stays to help us. 434 01:00:25,370 --> 01:00:32,700 We ask them for a ride to the nearest mack and on the way there we snort the DVD. 435 01:00:34,340 --> 01:00:37,370 What is it now? 436 01:00:38,460 --> 01:00:42,760 Your plan is brilliant, Tommy. Sorry I doubted you. 437 01:00:42,970 --> 01:00:45,380 All is forgiven. 438 01:00:45,600 --> 01:00:52,560 - Maybe we should stay in a hotel one night. - You are not allowed to have animals there. 439 01:00:52,770 --> 01:00:57,850 - The motorhome is a hotel on wheels. - It could be fun. 440 01:00:58,070 --> 01:01:04,490 I have found a delicious place, one four star hotel. Doesn't that sound good? 441 01:01:04,700 --> 01:01:07,900 No, pets are not allowed. 442 01:01:08,120 --> 01:01:12,860 - Start the countdown. - 10, 9, 8... 443 01:01:14,290 --> 01:01:18,620 Why do you suddenly have Interested in hotels? 444 01:01:19,670 --> 01:01:22,080 Get him off the brakes! 445 01:01:28,060 --> 01:01:33,810 Sara, the old woman, did not listen to Beethoven do that kind of thing. It is very dangerous. 446 01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:39,560 Here it sits... The drain control valve. 447 01:01:43,110 --> 01:01:50,030 What luck. We must empty our minds, otherwise the car will stink. 448 01:01:52,620 --> 01:01:55,490 It's poop! 449 01:01:55,710 --> 01:02:01,250 - How far is it to the next stop? - Only 15 kilometers, dad. 450 01:02:01,460 --> 01:02:06,590 - This place is super fun. - Fun? 451 01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:10,720 It is the world's largest model train. I loved it as a kid. 452 01:02:10,930 --> 01:02:14,350 I can hardly save myself...! 453 01:02:34,790 --> 01:02:40,160 - This is so silly. - Come on, Beethoven. 454 01:02:40,380 --> 01:02:45,090 The children have become attached to Beethoven. They probably like him more than me. 455 01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:48,420 - No, I'm just unsure. - Not necessarily. 456 01:02:48,640 --> 01:02:54,800 - Now it feels better. - The dog deliberately sabotages the trip. 457 01:02:55,020 --> 01:03:01,850 He's just a dog and cannot deliberately destroy anything. 458 01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:07,070 I don't think so. No, that's completely crazy. 459 01:03:07,280 --> 01:03:12,780 - Why would he do that? - As revenge for the dog boarding house. 460 01:03:14,580 --> 01:03:18,660 - But one thing about him worries me. - Hallelujah... 461 01:03:18,870 --> 01:03:23,420 How do you think, that Brennan and Sara will it take when he is to be returned? 462 01:03:23,630 --> 01:03:25,870 It will be tough for them. 463 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:34,300 It's smaller than I remember. 464 01:04:50,340 --> 01:04:56,380 - Bill! - Tommy? What happened? 465 01:04:56,600 --> 01:05:00,680 Come on. It's super nice in here. 466 01:05:03,060 --> 01:05:06,180 Stop, Beethoven! 467 01:05:09,110 --> 01:05:13,650 They have a coffee machine! Can we get one like this when we get rich? 468 01:05:13,860 --> 01:05:18,530 Do you know how easy it is for the cop to find a motorhome this big? 469 01:05:18,740 --> 01:05:22,870 They find you right away, Then you get to spend 15-20 years with - 470 01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:30,170 - to clean toilets with a toothbrush at Hotel Kurran. So hardly. 471 01:05:30,380 --> 01:05:36,000 - I didn't think of that. - You never think. Take the DVD. 472 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:43,770 Ouch... 473 01:05:43,980 --> 01:05:47,230 It's not my day today. 474 01:05:50,900 --> 01:05:56,530 - Who said we were going to find it? - Yes, it was you! What a guy! 475 01:05:56,740 --> 01:05:58,950 Let's go. 476 01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:06,740 - He looks even bigger up close. - Yes. Why didn't you close the door? 477 01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:11,670 - You entered last. - I have an idea: run! 478 01:06:54,380 --> 01:06:57,830 - What do we do now? - It's not that dangerous. 479 01:06:58,050 --> 01:07:02,130 The windshield is broken! 480 01:07:02,350 --> 01:07:05,470 Not on your side. 481 01:07:10,610 --> 01:07:13,730 INSECT ZONE 482 01:07:18,570 --> 01:07:23,530 I don't know why I worry. The motorhome is insured. 483 01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:27,990 We roll on. It's still a holiday. 484 01:07:28,210 --> 01:07:31,410 Good, honey. Correct setting. 485 01:07:31,630 --> 01:07:35,960 No, I'm lying. It's disaster! 486 01:07:36,170 --> 01:07:42,010 - The dog has ruined the whole trip! - He didn't do it on purpose. 487 01:07:42,220 --> 01:07:45,510 Yes, he did! 488 01:07:46,810 --> 01:07:53,520 That hotel I mentioned… It is near here. 489 01:07:53,730 --> 01:08:00,950 We don't stay in hotels. I didn't live in hotels as kids, we don't do that now! 490 01:08:01,160 --> 01:08:05,740 We are having a great time in our rolling home! Is that understood?! 491 01:08:15,550 --> 01:08:20,840 I think Beethoven needs go to the bathroom He needs to pee. 492 01:08:21,050 --> 01:08:24,970 - Stay here. - Not now again! 493 01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:52,740 Rest him properly! We're staying not again until we are in California! 494 01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:59,210 I just wanted to give you a lovely holiday. Everything has gone to waste! 495 01:09:03,470 --> 01:09:07,140 It's even worse than my childhood RV holidays. 496 01:09:07,350 --> 01:09:11,680 - I thought you loved that trip. - I hated it. 497 01:09:11,890 --> 01:09:18,310 - Then why did you say you loved it? - I wanted to remember it like that. 498 01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:26,400 I wanted to forget how sad it was. The truth is, it was terrible. 499 01:09:26,620 --> 01:09:33,700 My brother and I fought for 300 miles. And Spartacus was motion sick. 500 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:38,380 Think for yourself! A motion sickness dog. It was terrible. 501 01:09:38,590 --> 01:09:43,210 Mom was talking about how much fun we had, but it wasn't fun. 502 01:09:43,430 --> 01:09:48,170 Dad went crazy trying make it as fun as she said. 503 01:09:48,390 --> 01:09:54,430 - We understand how you feel. - Yes, we understand exactly how it feels. 504 01:09:57,650 --> 01:10:00,190 Quiet! 505 01:10:03,530 --> 01:10:08,360 - Darling... - I'm fine. 506 01:10:09,450 --> 01:10:12,820 I feel fine. 507 01:10:18,210 --> 01:10:20,830 At least we are out of the insect zone. 508 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:26,120 We're taking tonight off from vacation. We sleep in a hotel. 509 01:10:26,340 --> 01:10:30,510 The dog has eaten all the money. We can't afford to stay in a hotel. 510 01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:35,050 We can't afford not to stay in a hotel. 511 01:10:43,990 --> 01:10:51,730 We have two available rooms next door each other. But animals are not allowed. 512 01:10:51,950 --> 01:10:56,530 If I make an exception can i get fired 513 01:10:56,750 --> 01:11:03,880 - Is it really such a good job? - Beethoven must also be allowed to live here. 514 01:11:04,090 --> 01:11:08,880 He doesn't even need a bed. He is the quiet type… 515 01:11:09,090 --> 01:11:14,470 - How does it seem? - I can't find her. 516 01:11:14,680 --> 01:11:19,560 - Who is it that you can't find? - Girl... buy something. A souvenir. 517 01:11:19,770 --> 01:11:25,640 I want to buy something for Aunt Alice and Uncle George. 518 01:11:25,860 --> 01:11:29,560 Come on, Beethoven. 519 01:11:32,910 --> 01:11:36,860 - Please! - Our rules. 520 01:11:37,080 --> 01:11:41,740 old lady, Beethoven gets to sleep in the mobile home. 521 01:11:41,960 --> 01:11:45,500 Get up, baby. 522 01:11:54,100 --> 01:11:58,260 Now show how good you are. Find her, old man! 523 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:47,360 Beethoven, your nose is genius. 524 01:12:48,780 --> 01:12:51,480 Come on, old man. 525 01:13:11,050 --> 01:13:14,590 Does Beethoven make it? in the camper all alone? 526 01:13:14,800 --> 01:13:21,170 He has food and water and is rested. He has got his own bachelor pad. 527 01:13:22,650 --> 01:13:27,220 He'll make it, old man. Mom and I go to bed early - 528 01:13:27,440 --> 01:13:31,060 - so stay in the room, okay? 529 01:13:31,280 --> 01:13:35,410 Can we stay up long? and watch movies and eat junk? 530 01:13:35,620 --> 01:13:40,410 - Yes, only you stay in the room. - We understand. 531 01:13:42,500 --> 01:13:45,070 good night 532 01:14:03,350 --> 01:14:07,220 Good night, Beethoven. 533 01:14:07,440 --> 01:14:11,980 - Penny Miller's room, please. - Who? 534 01:14:13,860 --> 01:14:20,230 Mrs. Penny Miller... Penny Miller? This is from the front desk. 535 01:14:20,450 --> 01:14:25,530 You have forgotten some personal ones possessions by the pool today. 536 01:14:25,750 --> 01:14:30,000 Will you come down and get them? Tomorrow morning? 537 01:14:30,210 --> 01:14:34,510 It's going great. Thanks. 538 01:14:35,590 --> 01:14:40,300 What happened to: “Hey, it is Brennan, we met at the campsite”? 539 01:14:43,310 --> 01:14:47,890 - You are too young to understand such things. - Are you going to meet her? 540 01:14:48,110 --> 01:14:51,310 Tomorrow, I guess. 541 01:14:53,740 --> 01:14:56,110 Okay. 542 01:15:00,030 --> 01:15:02,990 - See you. - What are you doing? 543 01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:08,160 Didn't you hear what dad said? What are you up to? 544 01:15:08,380 --> 01:15:12,960 - I sleep with Beethoven. - Mom and Dad get angry. 545 01:15:13,170 --> 01:15:19,760 Only if you tell me. And in that case I tell you about you and Penny. 546 01:15:19,970 --> 01:15:23,470 - Are we in agreement? - Yes. 547 01:15:30,150 --> 01:15:36,570 It's a dog, but a kind of hybrid, a kind of mutant... Now I have it! 548 01:15:36,780 --> 01:15:42,320 - I'm awake. - SAM. State Species Modification. 549 01:15:42,540 --> 01:15:48,540 They put brain tissue from space- creatures in pets. He's an alien. 550 01:15:48,750 --> 01:15:52,040 The dog is both a dog and alien. 551 01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:57,330 It's a super brain in an old-fashioned package. 552 01:15:57,550 --> 01:16:03,760 - Are you feeling well? - I'm fine. Do you know why? 553 01:16:03,970 --> 01:16:10,690 I have found out where Richard is Newton used his credit card last. 554 01:16:10,900 --> 01:16:15,190 Therefore, I am okay. Early-On-Inn! 555 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:21,110 We anesthetize the DVD and muzzle the dog. No, stuns the dog and takes the DVD. 556 01:16:21,320 --> 01:16:24,990 Yes, we do. 557 01:16:30,120 --> 01:16:33,580 I missed you so much, Beethoven. 558 01:16:37,050 --> 01:16:40,330 Come on, Beethoven. 559 01:17:50,830 --> 01:17:54,700 "Personal possessions"? I thought it was you. 560 01:17:54,920 --> 01:17:59,710 - Did you? - I recognized your voice. 561 01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:02,630 How was your trip? 562 01:18:02,840 --> 01:18:06,180 - You first. - Decent. And yours? 563 01:18:06,390 --> 01:18:09,340 It's good... now. 564 01:18:12,060 --> 01:18:16,270 Do you want to go for a walk? 565 01:18:16,480 --> 01:18:20,810 Beethoven chased them and they got so scared - 566 01:18:21,030 --> 01:18:24,780 - that they squeezed into their small car and ran away. 567 01:18:24,990 --> 01:18:29,730 That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. Beethoven is the world's coolest dog. 568 01:18:29,950 --> 01:18:33,570 After Pölen. It's my dog. 569 01:18:33,790 --> 01:18:39,710 Dad calls it Pölen after he peed in his armchair. 570 01:18:39,920 --> 01:18:44,550 Beethoven has also posed with a lot on our trip. 571 01:18:44,760 --> 01:18:52,300 - But your vacation is not boring. - This is the highlight of the trip. 572 01:18:54,690 --> 01:18:56,760 Where is Beethoven now? 573 01:18:56,980 --> 01:18:59,730 - In the camper. - Can we say hi to him? 574 01:19:00,020 --> 01:19:04,820 It says here that it is an extremely hot drink. 575 01:19:16,080 --> 01:19:20,290 They forgot to turn on the alarm. 576 01:19:21,250 --> 01:19:24,210 Good. 577 01:19:24,420 --> 01:19:27,540 One more sip. 578 01:19:36,980 --> 01:19:40,480 - Imagine if it's a trap. - Listen to me. 579 01:19:40,690 --> 01:19:44,980 When I counted to three we open the door and anesthetize the dog. 580 01:19:46,360 --> 01:19:51,700 It doesn't hurt him, he just gets cranky. 581 01:19:51,910 --> 01:19:55,610 Start the countdown. 582 01:19:57,040 --> 01:20:01,040 - 10, 9, 8... - 3,2,1, now! 583 01:20:07,010 --> 01:20:09,960 Where's the coffee? 584 01:20:19,520 --> 01:20:23,190 - Did you hear that? - What then? 585 01:20:23,400 --> 01:20:28,140 - The dog that growled. - Yes. 586 01:20:28,360 --> 01:20:31,950 Why didn't you say yes right away? 587 01:20:32,160 --> 01:20:37,120 Because there is no dog here. Focus. 588 01:20:37,330 --> 01:20:40,450 It's just the camper who sits down. 589 01:20:40,670 --> 01:20:44,910 - Now we leave. - We find the DVD and leave. 590 01:20:45,130 --> 01:20:51,250 But this time we don't do any mistake. We take the whole camper. 591 01:20:53,260 --> 01:20:59,880 Look, there's the camper. - Hey, Dad! - Wait... Someone's snooping on our camper! 592 01:21:00,100 --> 01:21:02,890 Is it the dog boarding house? 593 01:21:03,110 --> 01:21:08,400 We need to leave a dog some there. Yes, I'm waiting. 594 01:21:08,610 --> 01:21:12,780 - What are you doing? - George and Alice get him later. 595 01:21:12,990 --> 01:21:18,120 I should have done this a long time ago. Now you can enjoy the rest of the trip. 596 01:21:18,330 --> 01:21:22,490 He's doing great. The dog boarding house received four dog biscuits. 597 01:21:22,710 --> 01:21:27,670 - We've already tried it. - This time he stays. 598 01:21:27,880 --> 01:21:32,290 He weighs 83 kilos. No, I'm not kidding. 599 01:21:32,510 --> 01:21:35,260 One moment. 600 01:21:37,770 --> 01:21:43,520 - What's going on? - Hello. - The camper has been stolen! 601 01:21:43,730 --> 01:21:48,440 Sara is in it. He wanted to keep Beethoven company. 602 01:21:48,650 --> 01:21:51,740 I should have told you. Sorry. 603 01:21:55,660 --> 01:22:00,400 - I found it! - Didn't I say we would? 604 01:22:00,620 --> 01:22:03,870 - Who is the best? - You are the best, Tommy! 605 01:22:04,080 --> 01:22:08,580 Be quiet, Beethoven. They may not hear us. 606 01:22:09,670 --> 01:22:15,180 Go and check. Now. Go! 607 01:22:23,730 --> 01:22:29,930 - Have you found anything useful? - 73 empty coffee mugs in the car. 608 01:22:30,150 --> 01:22:33,980 What are they after? Who is chasing them to get my daughter? 609 01:22:34,200 --> 01:22:39,870 All cars participate in the search. We don't even know if she's in the car. 610 01:22:40,080 --> 01:22:45,500 - That's exactly what I said. - We are doing everything we can, Mr. Newton. 611 01:22:51,670 --> 01:22:57,920 - No, you don't. - Hello! what are you doing 612 01:22:58,140 --> 01:23:04,180 - We're driving after my little girl. - Hey dad! 613 01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:24,700 Act like a man, William. 614 01:23:31,250 --> 01:23:33,920 Now the vow will sleep... 615 01:23:44,850 --> 01:23:48,640 My God! We are kidnappers! 616 01:23:48,850 --> 01:23:53,680 Tommy, you didn't say anything about that we would become kidnappers! 617 01:23:53,900 --> 01:23:58,320 - Quiet now, so I can think. - Think about what then? 618 01:23:58,530 --> 01:24:02,660 - We're going to jail! - Panic is prohibited! 619 01:24:02,870 --> 01:24:08,410 - No one would get hurt, you said! - No one has been hurt, so shut up! 620 01:24:08,620 --> 01:24:14,130 - Shut up! - You can do that yourself! Shut up! 621 01:24:14,340 --> 01:24:20,340 You should shut up first. La-la-la, I can't hear you. 622 01:24:20,550 --> 01:24:24,680 You know you're doing this wrong right? 623 01:24:24,890 --> 01:24:29,390 Okay, then we might as well turn on sirens and blue lights. 624 01:24:31,310 --> 01:24:34,650 Go ahead, gas at the bottom! 625 01:24:39,660 --> 01:24:43,440 Stay! Otherwise I'll gossip for your mother! 626 01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:47,280 Stop now! 627 01:24:51,750 --> 01:24:57,500 I think I'll take a nice little nap. 628 01:25:03,300 --> 01:25:07,050 Are you going to shoot the tires or? 629 01:25:07,270 --> 01:25:10,770 You watch too much TV. It's too dangerous. 630 01:25:10,980 --> 01:25:14,730 Drive in front of them and cross. 631 01:25:19,200 --> 01:25:22,230 Stop, you're driving too fast! You collide! 632 01:25:22,450 --> 01:25:25,070 You should have thought of that before. 633 01:25:25,280 --> 01:25:30,200 Before you tried to snitch the control system from me, little girl! 634 01:25:36,090 --> 01:25:41,210 Or should I say "secret agent"? 635 01:25:41,430 --> 01:25:44,920 Beethoven, he's crazy! 636 01:25:49,640 --> 01:25:52,560 William! 637 01:25:55,650 --> 01:25:58,400 Toro! 638 01:26:02,110 --> 01:26:04,490 On him, Beethoven! 639 01:26:07,450 --> 01:26:12,910 Do you want to fight? - William, come help me! 640 01:26:16,750 --> 01:26:20,250 We collide! 641 01:26:20,460 --> 01:26:25,920 - Stay there! - Up with you, Beethoven! 642 01:26:47,660 --> 01:26:51,910 Beethoven, please... Sit! 643 01:26:53,250 --> 01:26:55,320 No, stand! 644 01:26:58,250 --> 01:27:02,200 - Don't sit down! - Good guy! 645 01:27:44,340 --> 01:27:50,840 - Sorry we didn't believe you. - Beethoven saved me, dad. 646 01:27:58,060 --> 01:28:04,980 - She is unharmed. - Beethoven, I was wrong about you. 647 01:28:05,190 --> 01:28:10,150 You are a hero. I love you, old man. 648 01:28:11,490 --> 01:28:15,030 Hang in there. I'm catching you. 649 01:28:15,250 --> 01:28:18,990 I want a big cup of black coffee - 650 01:28:19,210 --> 01:28:25,580 - with two sugar cubes. And let it go quickly. 651 01:28:25,800 --> 01:28:33,810 You don't catch me. You give the motor home is fined. You get sleepy. 652 01:28:34,010 --> 01:28:37,720 You are also sleepy. You are all sleepy. 653 01:28:39,140 --> 01:28:41,930 What were they after? 654 01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:47,490 This. It's a stolen data code on it. Too bad for a good movie. 655 01:28:47,700 --> 01:28:52,190 - A good performance by Don Knotts. - He gained weight for that role. 656 01:28:52,410 --> 01:28:58,080 I saw it as a kid at a drive-in- cinema. Dad took us in the camper. 657 01:28:58,290 --> 01:29:02,750 But not as nice like your dad's motor home. 658 01:29:02,960 --> 01:29:08,880 Do you think you can abstain? from "borrowing" more radio cars? 659 01:29:11,590 --> 01:29:17,100 - I think so. - Continue to have a nice trip. 660 01:29:18,520 --> 01:29:23,010 Come, let's go. We'll be there soon. 661 01:30:42,100 --> 01:30:46,560 Chin up now. We got two weeks with Beethoven. 662 01:30:47,900 --> 01:30:50,690 We meet him again. 663 01:30:50,900 --> 01:30:56,320 Now we have a good excuse to say hello on Uncle George and Aunt Alice. 664 01:31:02,410 --> 01:31:06,990 I didn't go for it either. Come, we'll find George and Alice. 665 01:31:14,630 --> 01:31:19,050 - Richard! - Hey, Beth! 666 01:31:19,260 --> 01:31:22,550 Uncle Morrie! 667 01:31:22,770 --> 01:31:28,140 You look fine, Richard. Put it on here. - Give me a hug. 668 01:31:28,360 --> 01:31:34,110 And the kids, mind you, really have it five years passed? How big you have become! 669 01:31:34,320 --> 01:31:38,450 - Have George and Alice arrived? - I have to say one thing... 670 01:31:38,660 --> 01:31:43,040 - Georgie called and left a counter offer. - Won't they come? 671 01:31:43,250 --> 01:31:48,040 No, they had problems in Batisloba, something business... 672 01:31:48,250 --> 01:31:53,290 They will have to to stay there for at least one year. 673 01:31:53,510 --> 01:32:00,170 So I would ask you if you can look after the dog until they come home. 674 01:32:00,390 --> 01:32:05,680 - He said he pays for everything. - Did my brother George really say that? 675 01:32:05,890 --> 01:32:10,940 - He pays for everything. - We are happy to suit Beethoven. 676 01:32:11,150 --> 01:32:17,150 One more thing... Do you remember your cousins Ted and Sally? 677 01:32:17,360 --> 01:32:20,200 They live an hour's drive from us. 678 01:32:20,410 --> 01:32:25,240 They had to leave in a hurry. The hot dogs were not... 679 01:32:25,450 --> 01:32:30,450 Now drive past them on the way home maybe you can bring something to them. 680 01:32:30,670 --> 01:32:33,160 - Sure! - What then? 681 01:32:33,380 --> 01:32:35,460 Tiny! The bar! 682 01:32:39,260 --> 01:32:41,220 Awesome! 683 01:32:47,940 --> 01:32:50,560 No! 684 01:32:52,110 --> 01:32:55,940 It's going great. 685 01:33:30,190 --> 01:33:33,560 Do you live in Denver? What school do you go to? 686 01:33:33,770 --> 01:33:37,980 - Ridgecrest High. - Do you do that too? 687 01:33:42,950 --> 01:33:48,820 - Is your little sister filming us? - Dad said I should film everything! 688 01:33:53,540 --> 01:33:56,660 Beethoven! Not the toilet seat! 689 01:34:11,640 --> 01:34:14,600 Sara! 690 01:34:19,740 --> 01:34:23,350 Stick, Sara! 691 01:34:28,580 --> 01:34:31,620 Here, Brennan. 692 01:34:44,180 --> 01:34:49,550 Why is everyone hitting on me? Help me, Beethoven! 693 01:34:55,100 --> 01:34:58,390 This is great! 694 01:38:03,330 --> 01:38:05,830 Text: Maria Chiru Prima Vista